He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
