Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Randomize
