what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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