I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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