I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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