Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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