we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I did not marry a roomba.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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