week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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