After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Well I just put wine in my tea
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize
