I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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