HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
the room spins SO much faster in panama
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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