I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
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