Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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