john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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