At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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