I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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