I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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