how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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