On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize