If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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