Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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