it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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