that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Randomize
