Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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