All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Sorry about my life...
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize
