Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
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