WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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