I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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