i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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