Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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