as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Couch. On fire.
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