She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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