My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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