Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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