I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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