they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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