In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Randomize
