I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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