How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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