my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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