I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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