i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I'm passing your future prison.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Oh god it's open bar.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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