just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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