When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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