Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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