i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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