I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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