why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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