I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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