I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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