i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Do vagina's smell?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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