i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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