Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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