dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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