Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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