When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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