I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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